Zack Walther Band w/ the Josh Grider Band

Imagine Cate Blanchett from Lord of the Rings reading this....

Once upon a time there was a boy (Zachariah) who, from a very young age, knew he was destined to redefine the boundaries of the modern day average musician. As the bell rang, the hallways filled with 3rd graders heading to lunch on what seemed to be another ordinary day. But what those hungry adolescents didn't know was that on that day two strangers would cross paths for the first time, and that friendship would change the world, somewhat. It wasn't long before Matthalonious , from the house of Briggs, and Zachariah were rehearsing in the garage of Briggs manor. For hours and hours they practiced until their fingers hurt, determined not to suck, but this task seemed impossible. Years passed, puberty hit hard, but through their dedication to one another and their craft, and after landing on a terrible terrible band name (The Macaroni Trees), they were finally ready for their first gig. Little did they know, but the two of them were headed on a path of destruction and turmoil -- if they played the high school dance. But destiny stepped in, in the form of a time traveling phone both and George Carlin. Humanity was saved. After their enlightenment through exhausting soul searching, and 18 bass players, Zachariah, Matthalonious and the new kid Queso, set out to fulfill their destiny. Everywhere they went some people listened. They were even mistaken for more famous people, and usually they didn't correct the admiring fans out of shame. Life was pretty good for a couple average guys. Perhaps if Matthalonious and Zachariah had never met on that fateful day, they could have been really successful, but probably not.

Stay tuned for the epic sequel when Zachariah and Matthalonious are killed by evil robot versions of themselves and have to battle through the afterlife to get back and save the princesses, and somehow Queso falls into a volcano.

Thank you Cate Blanchett.